knifeslidez:

you can take off your skin in the cannibal glow

nostalgebraist:

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

mossy-rat:

a guide to three types of the amphibious “mermaid” (siren)

click for better quality | blank art and more info under the cut

Keep reading

coughloop:

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people’s heads

valmillion:

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say “you should see the other guy” and you look in the bar and he’s dead in a pool of blood

reallyreallyreallytrying:

one of my buddies is a psychic and he says ariana grande and that nasty looking theatre guy are gonna have a baby and it’s gonna have so many bones it clanks when it comes out

rattlegore:

lesbianrey:

when the meme goes too far and now has a body count

GIRL MATH

we’d pay the women in our factories 100% less if we could!

mossy-rat:

COMMISSIONS!

updated commission post w new prices + digital art offered now! I will be getting my license as soon as I can schedule a test so all of my commission money would go towards saving for a car :^)

Traditional line art/flat color portrait:

Bust: $17, additional person +$9

Half body: $22, additional person +$11

Full body: $27, additional person +$14

Animal (alone/added): $15/+$12

Watercolor portrait:

Bust: $25, additional person +$15

Half body: $35, additional person +$20

Full body: $50, additional person +$27

Animal (alone/added): $17/+$15

Digital lineless flat color portrait:

Bust: $20, additional person +$12

Half body: $25, additional person +$15

Full body: $30, additional person +$18

Animal (alone/added): $17/+$15

Digital painting:

Bust: $23, additional person +$17

Half body: $33, additional person +$23

Full body: $45, additional person +$25

Animal (alone or added): $20/+$17

Backgrounds:

Simple scenic background:

• Traditional flat color: +$5
• Watercolor: +$10
• Lineless digital: +$5
• Digital painting: +$10

Complex scenic background:

• Traditional flat color: +$10
• Watercolor: +$17
• Lineless digital: +$12
• Digital painting: +$15

Simple floral background:

• Traditional flat color: +$5
• Watercolor: +$7
• Lineless digital: +$5
• Digital painting: +$7

Complex floral background:

• Traditional flat color: +$7
• Watercolor: +$12
• Lineless digital: +$7
• Digital painting: +$10

Wills & Won'ts:

I will draw:

• Ships/non explicit physical affection
• OCs
• Blood/gore/violence/etc.
• Body horror
• Real people
• Non sexual nudity (only applies to adult characters and OCs, not real people or minors)
• General angst/heavy subjects

I won’t draw:

• NSFW
• Anthro
• Mecha
• Genderbends
• RPF
• Anything I deem harmful or offensive

I have the right to reject any request I am uncomfortable with

Other info!

Commissions are for personal use only

For special projects that do not fall within any of the listed categories, like comics or character design, please contact me to discuss prices and guidelines!

Payment via PayPal or Venmo in USD, paid either when the commission is accepted or when I officially begin working on it

Contact me via email at ben.ccglover@gmail.com or DM me here!

Feel free to DM me or send me an ask if you have any questions or would like to see further/specific examples of my art

mrswhymrhow:

mrswhymrhow:

that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a “conventionally attractive” guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

i have to fucking help him and tell him where mr fox hid his spatula